英文简历致命的大错

致命的大错

  

　　"Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10."

  

　　"Qualifications: No education or experience."

  

　　"I am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy."

  

　　"My compensation should be at least equal to my age."

  

　　"Reason for Leaving: It had to do with the IRS, FBI and SEC."

  

　　"Fired because I fought for lower pay."

  

　　"Size of employer: Very tall, probably over 65" .

  

　　"Please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date."

  

　　"Reason for Leaving: My boss said the end of the world is near."

  

　　"Reason for Leaving: The owner gave new meaning to the word paranoia. I prefer to elaborate privately."