英文简历不应有的幽默

不应有的幽默

  

　　"Note: Keep this resume on top of the stack. Use all others to heat your house."

  

　　"Assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting." (Translation: Short-order cook.)

  

　　"But wait...theres more. You get all this business knowledge plus a grasp of marketing that is second nature."

  

　　"I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse."

  

　　"My fortune cookie said, Your next interview will result in a job-and I like your company i